Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
So much rum. So many feels.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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