you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
