new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You almost got us killed.
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