I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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