got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Operation Purity has been aborted
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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