I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
