Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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