Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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