everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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