sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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