Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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