Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
