I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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