I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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