are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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