North Korea, Best Korea!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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