ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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