I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize