? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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