New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
a search helicopter?!
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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