I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Enjoy the penises
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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