i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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