Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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