i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I look better un-naked...
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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