just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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