How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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