Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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