what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
birth control should be required to get into college
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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