You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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