Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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