so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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