I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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