in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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