my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I think I am morally bankrupt
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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