it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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