There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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