I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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