How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize