Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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