Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize
