STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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