: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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