Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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