Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Congratulations! We have a period
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