dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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