Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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