My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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