You really coming over, don't trick.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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