who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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