The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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