I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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