Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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