Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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