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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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