wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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