no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Whod you bang
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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