Duck Duck Cougar?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
