On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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